deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

(via exstuhsy)

leonmcgann:

this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got his role in twilight

(via waterfallofbrokendreams)

dingoatemybabycrazy:

erickripkes:

what if john really was just on a real hunting trip and he was stalking a deer through the woods and then he comes back and jess is dead and sam is back in the game and he’s just like

god dammit dean

I don’t think there’s any hope for this not looking ridiculous, so I didn’t even try.

(via threedaysdisgrace)

homosexaul:

being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot 

(via nerdfighterlike)

softtitty:

70% of me is bad jokes and the other 30 is the hole where my soul should be

(via cootie-touch)

trivia-goddess:

my-goodsweethoneylord:

myheartbelongstoloki:

underboobvagina:

what if there was a historical typo and it was actually jack the stripper 

I JUST SPAT TEA EVERYWHERE

(Source: timdraketheswanqueen, via threedaysdisgrace)

kansass:

starships were meant to fly

hands up and imagine how is touch the sky

(via the-bitter-life-of-zack-and-cody)